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A Man goes into a corktail lounge and approaches a
woman sitting by herself.
Man: "May I buy you a corktail?
Woman: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Worry to hear that." "Do they swell?"
Woman: "No, they spread."
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Opening line when you meet a woman...
"Do you have peanut butter legs? Smooth and creamy and easy to spread?"
You'll either get lucky or wake up in the hospital.
"Do you have peanut butter legs? Smooth and creamy and easy to spread?"
You'll either get lucky or wake up in the hospital.
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