>>Subject: Trip to the Bull Breeding Exhibit
>>
>>
>>A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops  was the
>>breeding bull exhibit.
>>
>>They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached  that said,
>>"This bull mated 50 times last year."
>>
>>The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,  "See He mated
>>50 times last year ... once-a-week."
>>
>>They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This
>>bull mated 120 times last year."
>>
>>The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice
>>a
>>week! You could learn a lot from him."
>>
>>They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that  said, in
>>capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
>>
>>The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,
>>that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this  one."
>>
>>The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with
>>the
>>same cow."

Can you imagine a different one every day?

And he gets paid to do it!!!!

GOTTA remember that one