The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too
cute)!....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.  (But
it helps!)

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually
she slept through the class.  One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her
while she was sleeping.  "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting
behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.


The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"

But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.  Once again, Johnny came to her
rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,"Very
good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she
had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.  This time Mary Margaret jumped up and
shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
half!"

The nun fainted...........