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Posted: 10/18/06 10:40am Message 1 of 5
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Subject: Cheese

 

      A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey
but the husband can't find work. His family is hungry. So, kneels at the
base of a tree and prays:



       "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."



       Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man struggling with
a broken grocery sack who loses a large wheel of cheese.



       When the Mexican opens his eyes, the cheese rolls down to his feet!



       "Oh, thank you Jesus,"  he cries, grabs the cheese, runs home, gives
it to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.



       "But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and
other things?" she inquires. "No, the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me
with a message...as I ran home, I kept hearing a voice yelling.......



       " THAT'S NACH-YO CHEESE!"






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Posted: 10/18/06 7:28pm Message 2 of 5
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Posted: 10/18/06 10:32pm Message 3 of 5
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Posted: 10/18/06 11:29pm Message 4 of 5
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Why aren't there any mexicans on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!

Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop!

Why do mexicans drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.

What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!





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Posted: 10/19/06 7:26pm Message 5 of 5
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