Satan was bragging about his computer skills.  He boasted of being the best computer operator to every exist.  No one could beat him.   One of the angels spoke up.  Jesus was better.

So a contest was set up.  Both Jesus and Satan were given a task list involving many different and complex tasks on identical machines.  The start was sounded and they both went to work at a dizzying pace.  After about 2 hours the power went out and the computers died.  It took about 10 minutes for the power to come back on, and both went back to work and fast as they could.

Another 10 minutes passes and Jesus stopped, stood up and said "Done!".     "How can that be?"  Satan demanded  "We worked for hours and this was only a few minutes!"

One of the angels stepped forward and explained to Satan.  "It's really very simple" the angel said.   "Jesus Saves"

Good one Ken!

Sarge