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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 (seriously FUNNY!)
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year
old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these,Dad? To
which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are
called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied
the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? "The dad replies,"Those are for high
school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and
ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
"Then who are these
for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers,
TWO for Friday, TWO
for Saturday, and TWO for sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who
uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh! and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied, "Those are
for Married men. ONE for January, ONE for February,
ONE for
March....etc."
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year
old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these,Dad? To
which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are
called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied
the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? "The dad replies,"Those are for high
school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and
ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
"Then who are these
for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers,
TWO for Friday, TWO
for Saturday, and TWO for sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who
uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh! and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied, "Those are
for Married men. ONE for January, ONE for February,
ONE for
March....etc."
I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas... 
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