Topic: Corvette Guy At the Pearly Gates
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Lifetime Member3 Car Guys died and were waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.
steves74 2007-10-24 10:45:04
St Peter says: "Before you can enter the Gates of Heaven, you have to first have to answer a question...."
He asked the Ford Guy, What did Moses bring down from the mountain?
"The 10 Commandments" The Ford Guy says.
"Ding-Ding-Ding" a bell goes off and the Pearly Gates open up and the Ford guy walks into Heaven!
Then St Peter ask the Dodge Guy, What was Jesus's occupation?
"A Carpenter" and again the bell goes "Ding-Ding-Ding" and the gate opens up.....
Then its the Corvette Guy's turn, thinking hey, these questions aren't that bad. Peter asked...."What was the Very first thing Eve said to Adam???"
Puzzled the Corvette Guy scratches his head and thinks and thinks!!!
Shaking his head, he looks at St Peter and says....
"Boy, That's a Hard One!!!"
"Ding-Ding-Ding" the bell goes off and the Corvette Guy walks into Heaven!
Steve, Lifetime Member #129
74 coupe 4 speed 350, 54K actual miles,
all original; paint, interior, engine,
split bumper. #'s match. 2nd owner, no stress cracks.
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