Daughter to Dad TEXTING

Daddy,

I am coming home to get married soon, so get out your check book. LOL.  I’m in love with a boy who lives far away from me.  As you know, I am in Australia, and he lives in Scotland.  We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook and had long chats on Whatsapp.  He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had two months of relationship through Viber.  My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.  Lots of love and thanks,

Your favorite daughter,

Lilly

Dad’s reply ....also texting

My Dear Lilly,

Like Wow! Really? Cool!

I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay for it all through Paypal.