A 10 year old boy was in divorce court with his parents.  The Judge said you are old enough to have an option of who you want to live with, your father?

No, said the boy.  Why not asked the judge?  Well he has me mow the grass and rake the leaves, and if I don't do a good enough job he beats me.

So you want to live with your mom?  No, not her either.  Why not?  She has me clean the kitchen floor and take out the trash, and if I'm not fast enough she beats me.

Then who do you want to live with? asks the judge.   The Cleveland Browns was the reply.  Why the Cleveland Browns?

They don't beat anybody!