Topic: Drinking with a Jersey Girl
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An illegal Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air and lets it smash to the ground. At the same time he pulls out his pistol, shoots in the air and says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
DaveM 2007-03-26 20:56:50
An illegal Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer and throws his glass into the air and lets it smash to the ground. He pulls out his AK-47, shooting it into the air, saying, "In Iraqi we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice either."
The New Jersey girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her Tazer, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, knocking them both out, and catches her glass. She says, " In New Jersey we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
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