A man checked into a hotel on a business trip, recently, and was a bit
lonely so he thought, "I'll get one of those girls you see advertised in
the phone books under "Escorts and Massages."

He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a
lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves, in
all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way
up. You know the kind...
 

So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, and he makes a call.
"Hello?" the woman says.
"God, she sounded sexy!" the man thinks.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll
do it.  Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup
and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line, you need to
press 9."