Sitting in a bar in Florida are a Mexican, an Arab

and a lovely, young Florida woman,

all enjoying a cool beer on a warm afternoon. 

The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,

pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Mexico, we make our glasses so cheap

we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air,

pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. 

He says, "In Iraq, we have so much sand to make glasses

that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber,

picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air,

pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi

and catches her glass as it falls.

She smiles sweetly and says,

"In America, we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs

that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America !