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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's
homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everyone.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get dat catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullsh.it, that watch Israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in da apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle Iraq, you break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonics word:
Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

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Funny post.
Alan
Before......"two plus two before"!!!! ..... ebonics r cool !
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