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Ghetto spellin bee

Posted: 10/25/06 7:08pm Message 1 of 4
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    Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's
    homework assignment.

    He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everyone.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get dat catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullsh.it, that watch Israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in da apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle Iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

    Furthering your education with Today's Ebonics word:
    Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.

    "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."




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Ghetto spellin bee

Posted: 11/6/06 4:51am Message 2 of 4
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Posted: 11/6/06 10:06am Message 3 of 4
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Joel,You ain't rightLOL Das some funny crapRon 782006-11-06 10:07:06


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Posted: 11/7/06 10:07pm Message 4 of 4
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Before......"two plus two before"!!!! ..... ebonics r cool !


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