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God & Taxes...

Posted: 5/23/07 9:07pm Message 1 of 2
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    A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

       
       
       
    Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

     
    When
    The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.

     
    The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

     
    The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

     
    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:


     
    Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through
    Washington, DC., and those f u c k i n g   a s s h o l e s deducted $95.00 in taxes....






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God & Taxes...

Posted: 5/24/07 9:55am Message 2 of 2
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