John Smith started the day early having set his alarmclock
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am .. 
While his coffeepot 
(MADE IN CHINA) 
was perking, he shaved with his 
electric razor 
(MADE IN HONG KONG) 
He put on a 
dress shirt 
(MADE IN SRI LANKA), 
designer jeans 
(MADE IN SINGAPORE) 
and 
tennis shoes 
(MADE IN KOREA) 
After cooking his breakfast in his new 
electric skillet 
(MADE IN INDIA) 
he sat down with his 
calculator 
(MADE IN MEXICO) 
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his 
watch 
(MADE IN TAIWAN ) 
to the radio 
(MADE IN INDIA ) 
he got in his car 
(MADE IN GERMANY ) 
filled it with GAS 
(from Saudi Arabia ) 
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. 
At the end of yet another discouraging 
and fruitless day 
checking his 
Computer 
( made in MALAYSIA ), 
John decided to relax for a while. 
He put on his sandals 
(MADE IN BRAZIL ), 
poured himself a glass of
wine 
(MADE IN FRANCE ) 
and turned on his
TV 
(MADE IN INDONESIA ), 
and then wondered why he can't 
find a good paying job 
in AMERICA 
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT 
MADE IN KENYA