I remember when my friend was lying in  bed in the
> hospital, wearing an
> oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, Still  heavily
> sedated from a difficult four
> hour surgical procedure, a young student  nurse
> appears to give him a partial
> sponge bath.
>
> "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the  mask. "Are my
> testicles black?"
>
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I  don't know,
> Sir. I'm only here to
> wash your upper body and  feet."
>
> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my  testicles
> black?"
> 
> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals  from worry
> about his testicles,she
> overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly  pulls
> back the covers.  She raises
> his gown, holds his penis in one hand  and his
> testicles in the other,
> lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes  a
> close look and says, "There's
> nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles  at her
> and says very slowly,
> "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but
> listen very, very closely......
>
> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b  a c k???

LOLs

thats some funny sh@# ! .......L O L !!!!

Cookie strikes again DaveM2006-12-03 06:18:29

I just gotta quit mumbling.