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How Old is this Grandma?

Posted: 1/15/12 9:39am Message 1 of 2
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Stay with this -- the answer is at the end.  It will blow you away.
 

One evening a grandson
was talking to his grandmother about current events.
The grandson asked his grandmother what she
thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandmother replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:

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      television
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       penicillin 
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       polio shots
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       frozen foods
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       Xerox 
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       contact lenses
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       Frisbees and
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       the pill

There were no:

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       credit cards
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       laser beams or 
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       ball-point pens

Man had not
yet invented:
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       pantyhose 
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       air conditioners 
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       dishwashers
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       clothes dryers
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       and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
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    man hadn't yet walked on the moon



Your Grandfather and I got married first, and then lived together.

Every family had a father and a mother.
Until I was 25, I called every man
older than me, "Sir."
And after I turned 25, I still called
policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."
We were before gay-rights,
computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.
Our lives were governed by the Ten
Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.  
We were taught to know the
difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your country was a privilege; living
in this country was a bigger privilege.
We thought fast food was what people
ate during Lent. 
Having a meaningful relationship
meant getting along with your cousins. 
Draft dodgers were those who closed front
doors as the evening breeze started. 
Time-sharing meant time the family
spent together in the evenings and weekends -not purchasing condominiums.



We never heard of FM radios, tape decks
, CD's, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.  
We listened to Big Bands, Jack Benny,
and the President's speeches on our radios.  
And I don't ever remember any kid blowing
his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.  
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan '
on it, it was junk.  
The term 'making out' referred to how
you did on your school exam.  
Pizza Hut, McDonald's,
and instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent stores where you
could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.
Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar,
and a Pepsi were all a nickel.
And if you didn't want to splurge, you could
spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Ford Coupe for $600,
but who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.

 
In my day:

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      "grass" was mowed,
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      "coke" was a cold drink,
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     "pot" was something your mother cooked in and
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     "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
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     "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,
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      "chip" meant a piece of wood,
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     "hardware" was found in a hardware store and.
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    "software" wasn't even a word.



And we were the last generation to
actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby.
No wonder people call us "old and
confused" and say there is a generation gap.
How old do
you think I am?
I bet you have this old lady
in mind.  You are in for a shock!
Read on to see -- pretty scary if
you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.
 
Are you
ready?????









This woman would be only 59 years old
, Born in 1952.


GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO THINK
ABOUT.
PASS THIS ON
TO THE OLD ONES.  
THE YOUNG ONES WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

   (Some of us are even older...)

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 




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Re: How Old is this Grandma?

Posted: 1/16/12 7:27am Message 2 of 2
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My, things have changed! All you old people have witnessed a lot! Big smile  
 
Barry 
 
Shocked



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