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Alabama
A
group of Alabama friends
went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's
Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some
kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter
replied.
"You left Henry laying out
there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the
hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
Georgia
The
owner of a golf course in Georgia was
confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary
for some mathematical help. He
called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and
I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much
would you take off?"
The secretary thought a
moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
Louisiana
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying .... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be inLouisiana . "When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens inLouisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."
Mississippi
The
young man from Mississippi came
running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just
stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba
replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I
couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
North Carolina
NEWS
FLASH! - North
Carolina 's
worst air disaster occurred! When a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane,
piloted by two University of North
Carolina students,
crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers have
recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging
continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot
survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
South Carolina
A
man in South
Carolina had
a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a
bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got
back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by
and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow
what the problem
was.
The man replied, "I have
a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But
what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you
break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the
back. I never did understand it neither."
Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep", he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'."
You
can say what you want about the South,
But you never hear of
anyone retiring and moving North.
Joel Adams
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Good ones buddy Jimmy B.
Just can't wait to get on the road again. 
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