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Joe vs. José

Posted: 9/29/11 7:46am Message 1 of 4
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JOE vs. JOSE

 

You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have

two parents, two children, and live in California .

 

Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes

$25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.

 

Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number , and

gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

 

Ready? Now pay attention....

 

Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00

per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has

$31,231.00.

 

Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.0 0

per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.

 

Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his

family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has

$24,031.00.

 

Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and

local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has

$31,200.00.

 

Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or

welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year.

Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.

 

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and

welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

 

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe

Legal now has 9,631 .00.

 

Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy . Jose

Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose

Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.

 

Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now

has $7,231.00.

 

Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has

$31,200.00.

 

Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline,

etc..

 

Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline,

and what he sends out of the country every month..

 

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after

work.

 

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family .

 

Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe

Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a

government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school

ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.

 

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but

Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

 

Do you get it, now?

 

If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens...

You are part of the problem!

 

We need to keep this going--we need to make changes ASAP!

 

It's way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!

 

 

 

 




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Posted: 9/30/11 9:56am Message 3 of 4
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Posted: 9/30/11 11:16am Message 4 of 4
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Adams' Apple said: Angry SI!!!! Eeees TRUE!

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