Nun was waiting for a bus, behind the bus stop was a fortune telling booth, she looks at her watch, figure she has time, puts in a quarter, little voice says" YOU ARE A NUN YOU WEIGH 159 POUNDS YOUR WAITING ON A BUUS WHEN YOU LEACE THIS BOOTH YOU ARE GOING TO PASS GAS"  well she leaves booth, and passes gas, thought it was sort of cute, steps back into the booth puts another quater in little voice says" YOU ARE A NUN YOU WEIGH 150 POUNDS YOU ARE WAITING ON A BUS YOU HAVE JUST PASSED GAS AND WHEN YOU LEAVE THIS BOOTH YOU ARE GOING TO BE RAPED" well she wants a little then figures the good Lord would never allow that so she leaves the booth and 3 guys come out from the alley and drag her back and rapes her.  well she gather her things together, steps into the booth puts in a quater and a little voice says" YOU ARE A NUN YOU WEIGH 150 POUNDS AND WITH ALL YOUR FARTING AND F^^CKING AROUND YOU MISSED YOUR BUS.

i CAME TO WORK ON MONDAY MORNING AND A CO-WORKED SAY i HAD A BLACK EYE, ASKED ME WHAT HAPPENED i TOLD HIM i GOT IT IN CHURCH HE ASK HOW SO I TOLD HIM " WELL I WAS SITTING THERE, STANDING , KNEELING, SITTING WHEN WE HAD TO, SO IT WAS AFTER ALL OF THESE MOVES WE WERE STANDING AND SIGNING WOULD THIS LARGER WOMEN IT FRONT OF ME HAVE HER DRESS STUCK IN THE CRACK OF HER #SS, SO I REACH FORWARD A PULLED IT OUT, SHE TURNED AROUND A HIT ME WITH HER BIBLE.  THE FOLLOWING MONDAY I CAME TO WORK WITH MY OTHER EYE BLACKENED, I AND TO SHARE TO REST OF THE STORY, I WAS IN CHURCH AGAIN DOING EVERYTHING I DID THE OTHER SUNDAYS WHEN THAT SAME LARGER WOMEN STOOD UP IN FRONT OF ME AND HER DRESS WAS STUCK IN HER CRACK AGAIN, WELL THIS TIME THE DUDE SITTING NEXT TO REACHES FORWARD AND PULLS IT OUT, WELL ME KNOWNING FROM THE WEEK EARLY THAT SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT, I PUT IT BACK.