LESBONICS

1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
    A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? 

    A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
    Militia Etheridge.   

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the
    same time?
    Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on
    their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....
    Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ...
    A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
    Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
    She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ....
    Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ...
      Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?
      Twenty blind lesbians  in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
      One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and
      50 state workers?
      100 people that don't do dick.