Little Johnnie was in school one day, and the teacher was trying to teach the children how to count. She said, "If there are 7 birds in a tree, and you hit three of them with rocks, and they fall to the ground, but two of them fly away, how many are left?"

The teacher got many answers..."One!"..."FIVE!"..."three!". All the children tried to guess the right number, but the teacher said, "No, that's not right, children."

Then, Little Johnnie raised HIS hand. "Yes, Little Johnnie, do you know the answer?", the teacher axed.
"Yes, Ms. Lipcrapz, I do. I would take 7 big rocks, and put them in a big ol' slingshot, and I'd kill ALL them danged birds, so, the answer is NONE!!"

The teacher said, "Well, Little Johnnie, that's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."

Later, when the bell rang for the end of class, Little Johnnie went to the teacher and said, "Ms. Lipcrapz, can I ax you a question?" "Well, yes, Little Johnnie you can."
"Well, Ms. Lipcrapz, say you have three women siting on a park bench, eating ice cream. One of the ladies is licking the ice cream, one of the ladies is sucking on the ice cream cone, and one lady has the ice cream cone stuck all the way down her throat. How can you tell which lady is married?"
Ms. Lipcrapz wasn't sure....she finally told Little Johnnie, "I would think the lady sucking on the cone is the married lady, Johnnie."

Little Johnnie smiled at Ms. Lipcrapz and said, "No, Ms. Lipcrapz...the lady wearing a wedding ring is the married lady, but...*I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!!!"*

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LIPCRAPZ?!?!?!