A man walks out of a bar with a key in his hand.
> He is stumbling around and swaying back and forth, obviously drunk.
>
> A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, saying, "Can I help you
> sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssshtole my corvette!" the man replies.
>
> The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasssh

> on the end of thisshh key!" the man replies.
>
> About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's penis is hanging

> out of his fly for the entire world to see.
>
> He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
> Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
> missing a beat, blurts out..... "Holy crap! ... My girlfriends gone
> too!!"
>

Those were the days    Good one