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My Neighbor
She's single.She's shapely.She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!""Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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Yep................Same thing happened to me......................MAN!
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