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My Neighbor

Posted: 9/17/15 5:49pm Message 1 of 2
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Wichita, KS - USA
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My Neighbor
 
She's single.
She's shapely.
She's beautiful and she lives  right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen  window.

I watched as she got home from work this  evening. 
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my  driveway and knocked on the door.
 
I opened the door,  she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong  urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight.  Are  you doing anything?"
 
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
 
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really  sucks!
 
 
 



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Re: My Neighbor

Posted: 9/18/15 5:15pm Message 2 of 2
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Yep................Same thing happened to me......................MAN!


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