I like to know how many of you men will buy a frog

Mama went into a store to buy me a pet for my birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.


"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"


"Blowjobs?" says Mama


"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.


My wife thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to me, I was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. Then Mama went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.


In the middle of the night, she was a wakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making h e l l acious banging and crashing sounds. She came a-runnin into the kitchen, only to find the frog and me reading cookbooks.


"What the h e l l are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
To which I answered... *"If I can teach this damned frog to cook, your ass is gone."*
(click and drag mouse between the two * to see my answer!)

That is SOOOO bad..... 

man i hope for your sake it doesn't turn into a prince