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Ole and Sven
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> Ole and Sven were having a holiday at the beach in Australia on
> vacation, but they could not seem to make it with any of the girls.
> So they asked a local lifeguard for some advice.
> "Mate it's obvious," says the lifeguard. "You're wearing them old
> baggy Minnesota style swimming trunks that make you look like an old
geezer.
> They're years out of style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a
> pair of Speedos about 2 sizes too small. Then drop a fist-sized
> potato down inside 'em.
> I am tellin ya, you'll have all the babes you want!"
> The following day Ole and Sven hit the beach with their spanking new
> tight Speedos and their fist-sized potatoes. Everybody on the beach
had this Disgusted look on their face as they walked by. People
> turned away, laughed, and some actually looked sickened.
> So Ole and Sven went back to the lifeguard again. Sven asked him,
> "Vats wrong? We still are not getting de girls."
>
> Ole and Sven were having a holiday at the beach in Australia on
> vacation, but they could not seem to make it with any of the girls.
> So they asked a local lifeguard for some advice.
> "Mate it's obvious," says the lifeguard. "You're wearing them old
> baggy Minnesota style swimming trunks that make you look like an old
geezer.
> They're years out of style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a
> pair of Speedos about 2 sizes too small. Then drop a fist-sized
> potato down inside 'em.
> I am tellin ya, you'll have all the babes you want!"
> The following day Ole and Sven hit the beach with their spanking new
> tight Speedos and their fist-sized potatoes. Everybody on the beach
had this Disgusted look on their face as they walked by. People
> turned away, laughed, and some actually looked sickened.
> So Ole and Sven went back to the lifeguard again. Sven asked him,
> "Vats wrong? We still are not getting de girls."
> "JAHEESUS!" Said the lifeguard, "the potato goes in the front!"
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[QUOTE=Hmel '74] Ole and Sven
> ... "JAHEESUS!" Said the lifeguard, "the potato goes in the front!"
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> ... "JAHEESUS!" Said the lifeguard, "the potato goes in the front!"
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The lifeguard didn't tell me that bit of information...!!! 
Jim Olson 
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