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>> >A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
>>problem.
>>
>> > I have two female parrots, but they only know how
>> >to say one thing."
>> >"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>> >
>> >They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's
>> >obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. "You
>> >know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
>> >male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
>> >Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
>> >cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to
>> >pray, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no
>>time."
>> >"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
>> >solution."
>> >
>> >The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
>> >As
>>he
>> >ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
>> >cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over
>> >and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female
>> >parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have
>> >some fun?"
>> >
>> >There was stunned silence.
>> >
>> >Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
>> >exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been
>> >answered!"
>>problem.
>>
>> > I have two female parrots, but they only know how
>> >to say one thing."
>> >"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>> >
>> >They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's
>> >obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. "You
>> >know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
>> >male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
>> >Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
>> >cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to
>> >pray, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no
>>time."
>> >"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
>> >solution."
>> >
>> >The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
>> >As
>>he
>> >ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
>> >cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over
>> >and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female
>> >parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have
>> >some fun?"
>> >
>> >There was stunned silence.
>> >
>> >Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
>> >exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been
>> >answered!"
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