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parrots

Posted: 2/13/07 5:37pm Message 1 of 2
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>> >A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a 
>>problem. 
>> 
>> > I have two female parrots, but they only know how 
>> >to say one thing." 
>> >"What do they say?" the priest inquired. 
>> > 
>> >They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's 
>> >obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. "You 
>> >know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two 
>> >male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. 
>> >Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the 
>> >cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to 
>> >pray, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no 
>>time." 
>> >"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the 
>> >solution." 
>> > 
>> >The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. 
>> >As 
>>he 
>> >ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their 
>> >cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over 
>> >and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female 
>> >parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have 
>> >some fun?" 
>> > 
>> >There was stunned silence. 
>> > 
>> >Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and 
>> >exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been 
>> >answered!" 



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Posted: 2/13/07 6:46pm Message 2 of 2
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That's a good one, thanks LOL


 

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