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A bus full of nuns plunges off a cliff. All the nuns are now lined up at the Pearly Gates waiting to get into heaven. St. Peter says to the first nun "Sister, have you ever touched a penis"? The nun replies, "Well, I touched one with my finger once". St. Peter says, "OK, just dip your finger in this holy water and go on in".
He asks the same question of the second nun. She replies "Well, I stroked one with my hand once". To which he replies "OK, just dip your hand in this holy water and go on in".
Suddenly there is a commotion from the back of the line as a nun goes charging to the front. "What's your hurry, Sister?", St. Peter asks.
The nun says " Well, if I'm going to have to gargle with that water, I want to go before Sister Margaret sticks her ass in it!"
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