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Picalo Player

Posted: 9/29/06 7:13pm Message 1 of 6
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Well...most of the stuff on this new forum has been pretty tame...time to change that!!!

I used to attend a church back home. We weren't one of them fancy-shmancy churches...just poor folk. One week, the preacher announced that the piano had been re-posessed, and we would have no music. He axed if there was anyone who could provide music for the services. After a few quiet seconds, a man stood and said, "I can play the picalo, Reverend". So , the man went out to his car and got his picalo, and proceeded to play a tune. Not long after the man started, there was a voice from the back of the church hollering, "The picalo player's a mother f*u*c*k*e*r!!".

Shocked, the preacher stood up and demanded, "Who said my picalo player's a mother f*u*c*k*e*r??". No one answered. Then the parson axed, "Will the man sittin NEXT to the man that called my picalo player a mother f*u*c*k*e*r stand up?". No one stood. "Will the man sittin NEXT to the man sittin next to the man what called my picalo player a mother f*u*c*k*e*r stand up?" No reply... "Will the man sittin NEXT to the man sittin next to the man, sittin NEXT to the man what called my picalo a mother f*u*c*k*e*r stand up?"   This repeated itself for a while, then finally, I stood up and said,

"Preacher, I ain't the man what called your picalo player a mother f*u*c*k*e*r. I ain't the man sittin NEXT to the man what called your picalo player a mother f*u*c*k*e*r. I ain't even the man sittin next to the man, sittin next to the man, sittin NEXT to the man what called your picalo player a mother f*u*c*k*e*r."
" Preacher, what I want to know is....*
Who the h*e*l*l called that Mother f*u*c*k*e*r a PICALO PLAYER??!!"*

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Adams' Apple2006-09-29 19:52:06


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Posted: 9/29/06 8:45pm Message 2 of 6
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Posted: 9/29/06 10:28pm Message 3 of 6
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Posted: 9/30/06 8:05pm Message 4 of 6
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Well...yeah...I could....
This one hasn't gotten much of a response, tho....maybe my "humor" is jest too sofistikated for this here crowd!!! Son-of-a-beach!!!

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Posted: 10/1/06 5:23am Message 5 of 6
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Posted: 10/2/06 2:46pm Message 6 of 6
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yeah, you no.."swaf an sofistikated", like that thar James Bond feller..."Shakin...knot sterd".


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