Redneck Man's pick up lines
>
>1) Did you fart?
>cuz you blew me away.
>
>2) Are yer parents retarded?
>cuz ya sure are special.
>
>3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
>I can't hold it in.
>
>4) Do you have a library card?
>cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>
>5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
>cuz I can see myself in em.
>
>6) If you was a tree and I were a
>Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
>
>7) You might not be the best lookin
>girl here,
>but beauty's only a light switch away.
>
>8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say
>something that would break the ice."
>
>9) I know I'm not no Fred
>Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer "
>bed-rock."
>
>10) I can't find my puppy, can you
>help me find him?
>I think he went inta this cheap
>motel room.
>
>11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as
>window cleaner.
>
>12) If yer gunna regret this in the
>mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
>
>and.... the best for last!
>
>13) Yer face reminds me of a
>wrench,.......................every time I think of it my nuts tighten
>up.
Hmel '742007-01-16 17:12:53

Hahaha... very nice!  I especially like #8!  Might have to give it a try...haha.

Thanx...I needed that...

Your teeth are like da stars. They come out at night.

[QUOTE=dwright] Your teeth are like da stars. They come out at night.[/QUOTE]


uh...Dave has a typo...that should read "Your toofes am like da stars. IT come out at night."