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Here we go.....this one's kinda bad.....no offence to cops.
Retirement
This will be me when I hit my golden years!!
Young people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting.
Young people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went into town
and went to a small shop down on High Street. I was only in there for about 10 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
and went to a small shop down on High Street. I was only in there for about 10 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He looked up, then ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a heartless Nazi bastard. He glared at me and then started writing another ticket for worn tires. So I called him a piece of stinking dog crap.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. I called him an icehole and a pig. Then he started writing a third ticket. I called his mother a slut and a whore.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. I called him an icehole and a pig. Then he started writing a third ticket. I called his mother a slut and a whore.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I orally abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a crap. I came downtown by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
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