Geeze they tell me the economy is getting worse and the must be right! Every stinking time I turn around somebody is stealin from me.

Today I walked by my camper and noticed the battery I bought in May was gone.... Crap!

And I think I am gonna email Jeff Foxworthy about it for some relief...

I call the police office and the dispatcher asks me if I know who stole it.... Duh....

I said if I knew who stole it it wouldn't exactly be stolen then would it?

The police officer comes and he asks me if I knew where it went?

I told him if I knew where it went it would still be sitten on my camper.... dang whut is wrong here?

Then he says if I see it layin in a ditch or somethin ta give em a call.... uh huh sure whut for?

Those folks both deserved a big ol' "Here's Yer Sign!" but it is small town America.... or it used to be....

I give up.... 3 times in 3 years now... Cameras are going to be put up soon....

Bet ya they get stolen too! Tuxblacray2008-10-04 14:20:45

[QUOTE=Tuxdude]I call the police office and the dispatcher asks me if I know who stole it[/QUOTE]

'Why yes, yes I DO know who stole it...it was a THIEF!"



[QUOTE=Tuxdude]The police officer comes and he asks me if I knew where it went?[/QUOTE]

"Well, yeah...it went RIGHT THERE(finger pointing to place the batt. belongs) before it got stolen!"


Sorry aboot the thieves, Tuxman...you've been hit purdy hard lately. Cameras and automatic flood lights is the way to go at this point...

Tux, sorry for all of your misery. I hope that you sharing it made you feel a slight bit better. It is really funny they way you decribe it. All that I can say is "Good Luck", and remember it's only "stuff".........you got your health, which is a whole lot more important.