Topic: Second opinion
in Forum: Off Topic
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very
>sexually promiscuous .
>
>A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
>find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified,
>he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen
>anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two
>days.
>
>The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad
>news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
>unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little
>perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up,
>doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
>
>We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams in horror,
>"Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".
>
>The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but
>surgery is your only choice".
>
> The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
> know more about the disease.
>
> The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,
> Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".
>
>
> The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but
>what
> we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
>
> What, cut you dick off !!! The Chinese doctor shakes his head
>and
>laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more
>money, that way. No need to opelate!"
>
> "Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
>
> "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "Youno worry! Wait two weeks, fall
>off by itself! You save money."
The Doc takes a peek and agrees it is orange and states that he has never seen this before. Doc asks " Are you messing with harsh chemicals at work?" The patient states "No sir, Ive been out of work for a few months".
Doc asks, " Do you live near a nuclear reactor"? Patient states "no sir".
Have you been washing it with anything orange, asks the Doctor
Again the patient replies "no sir"
The Doctor finally asks " Since you have been out of work, what do you do all day"?
The patient says" I sit around the house all day watching porn and eating Cheetos
