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Second opinion

Posted: 3/19/07 1:06pm Message 1 of 4
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very

>sexually promiscuous .

>

>A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to

>find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified,

>he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen

>anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two

>days.

>

>The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad

>news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost

>unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little

>perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up,

>doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.

>

>We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams in horror,

>"Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".

>

>The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but

>surgery is your only choice".

>

> The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll

> know more about the disease.

>

> The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,

> Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".

>

>

> The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but

>what

> we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"

>

> What, cut you dick off !!! The Chinese doctor shakes his head

>and

>laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more

>money, that way. No need to opelate!"

>

> "Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.

>

> "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "Youno worry! Wait two weeks, fall

>off by itself! You save money." Dead




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Posted: 3/19/07 2:39pm Message 2 of 4
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A guy notices his penis has turned bright orange. He goes to his doctor and says "Doc, my penis has turned bright orange".

The Doc takes a peek and agrees it is orange and states that he has never seen this before. Doc asks "  Are you messing with harsh chemicals at work?" The patient states "No sir, Ive been out of work for a few months".

Doc asks, " Do you live near a nuclear reactor"? Patient states "no sir".

Have you been washing it with anything orange, asks the Doctor

Again the patient replies "no sir"

The Doctor finally asks " Since you have been out of work, what do you do all day"?

The patient says" I sit around the house all day watching porn and eating CheetosCool
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Posted: 3/20/07 3:14am Message 3 of 4
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Posted: 3/20/07 6:28am Message 4 of 4
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