SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in
the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........
'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for
tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!....................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed..
'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own farging blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.
The End
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