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Topic: Should children witness childbirth?

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Should children witness childbirth?

Posted: 1/8/07 3:00pm Message 1 of 5
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During  a power outage, only one paramedic was able to respond to a call from a woman about to give birth.  The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

 

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.  The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place..... smack his butt again."




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Should children witness childbirth?

Posted: 1/9/07 11:58pm Message 2 of 5
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Should children witness childbirth?

Posted: 1/10/07 2:34am Message 3 of 5
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Should children witness childbirth?

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Should children witness childbirth?

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