Snoring Problems

Snoring Problems

A couple has a dog that snores.  Annoyed because she can't sleep,
the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.  The vet tells the

woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop

snoring. "Yeah, right," she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.   Muttering to herself,

she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully

around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out

with his buddies.  He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring

loudly.  The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him.  So she

goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and carefully ties it

around her husband's testicles.  Amazingly, it also works on him!

The woman sleeps soundly.

The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over.  He stumbles

into the bathroom.   As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances

in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he

sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.  He shakes his

head and looks at the dog and says, "Boy, I don't remember

where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and
second place."

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