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Spielman says

Posted: 10/9/06 4:37pm Message 1 of 10
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Spielman says; Man who loses key to woman's apartment, gets no nukey!!CryShocked
 
Spielman says; woman who flys plane upsidedown will have crack up..LOL





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Woman who fly plane upside down have HAIRY crack up...


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OOPSEmbarrassed..Thats the way I heard it..HAIRY crack up..Thanks Doc..

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Posted: 10/9/06 7:59pm Message 4 of 10
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Or is it the hairy breast up???       Iron822006-10-09 19:59:41


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Man with no arms or legs by the front door?  Matt
 
Now those are bad, and corney.



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[QUOTE=dwright]Man who hopped over a fence and lost a testicle- Wan Hung Tu Lo

Man those are old. I heard them 50 years ago.[/QUOTE]
 
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Posted: 11/3/06 3:46am Message 9 of 10
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Subject: Muscular contractions

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."AngryLOL






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Posted: 11/3/06 3:50am Message 10 of 10
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THE OLD COW!!

 Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."!

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. 

The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."Shocked






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