Topic: Talking Dog
in Forum: Off Topic
Already a Member?
Click Here to Login
Not yet a Member?
Click Here to Register for Free!
A man sees an ad in the paper that reads "Talking dog for sale". Curious, he calls the owner and makes an appointment.
He gets to the man's house and asks to see the dog. The man says "Sure, he's out in the yard, help yourself".
He walks up to the dog and says "I understand you can talk?" "Yes, I can", the dog replies. "What's your story?", the man asks.
"Well, when I found out I could talk, I called and offered my services to the government. I spent a bunch of years hanging out in rooms with spies and reporting back. After a while, I decided to come back home, have some puppies, and be semi-retired. So I got a job hanging around airports and standing near suspicious characters to hear what they were up to".
"Amazing!", says the man. He walks back into the house and asks the seller what he wants for the dog. The seller says "Ten bucks". "Ten bucks??? Why so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap!"
SPONSOR AD:: (Our Sponsors help support C3VR)

Moderator
Duncanville, TX - USA
Joined: 11/8/2003
Posts: 20226
Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/
Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight"
#2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto
Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas

Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
My Link
(click for Texas-sized view!) NCRS
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"
in Forum: Off Topic
SPONSOR AD: (Our Sponsors help support C3VR)