Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only
had $2.00 between them.

Larry said, 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the
$2.00 on one sausage.

Bob said, 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money
left at all!'

Larry replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.' They
went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two
double shots of Jack Daniels.

Bob said, 'Now you've lost it! Do you know how much
trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay
for this!'

Larry replied, with a smile,' Don't worry - I have a
plan, Cheers!'

They downed their drinks.
Larry said 'OK! I'll stick the sausage through my
zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your
mouth.'

Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk,
and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and
more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth bar, Bob said, 'Larry - I don't think I
can do this anymore.
My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!'

Larry said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the
sausage at the third bar!'   

now that is just funny, need to change the names... to protect the Larry's..

that's the funniest damn thing i've read in a long time - thanks!

Thats some funny s h i t  right there, Ron 782007-07-09 06:56:17