Topic: The Kiss
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Lifetime MemberA cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring.
She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When You're as old
as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive." Well, I've always had
a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1. You have to be single and ..
2. You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The Nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess,I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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