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Canada Post
A guy goes to Canada Post to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him about his previous employer.
He replies: "The army. I served in the Princess Pats for
three years--last duty in Afghanistan".
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment".
The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way"?
The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me
and blew my testicles off".
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right
now.
The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You can start
tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00 AM.
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from
8:00 to 4:00, then why do you want me to come in at
10:00????"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first
two hours we sit around scratching our balls. Not much point
in you coming in for that."
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