I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in the check-out line.  A woman behind me asked if I had a dog, Ya Think? 

On impulse, I told her that, no, I was starting the Purina diet again, although I probably shouldn't because i'd ended up in the hopsital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purses with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.  The package says the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. 

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. 

I said no, that I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out on a stretcher.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's just TOO D A M N E D FUNNY!!!!!

I will have to remember that one!

I'm sure if you had your pockets full of Purina, the pack of neighborhood dogs would be chasing you down the street every day. That would help you loose weight also.

I wonder if I should try that????