>  
>   There was a church down in Texas that had a very
> big-busted organist.
> Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and
> jiggled while she played
> the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the
> congregation considerably.
>   The very proper church ladies were appalled. They
> said something had to
> be done about this or they would have to get another
> organist.
> One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and
> told her to mash up
> some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts
> and maybe they would
> shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the
> green persimmons
> though because they are so sour, they will make your
> mouth pucker up and
> you won't be able to talk properly for a while.
>   She agreed to try it.
> The following Sunday morning the minister got up on
> the pulpit and
> said....... "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my
> contwol we will not hath
> a thermon tewday"

An oldie, but a goody!!

Joel,