Topic: The parrot
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A woman saw a very cheap parrot in a pet shop and asked why the bird was so cheap. "Well, first it's old, and second it spend it's life in a house of ill repute and does not always say the nicest things"
She thought it was a beautiful bird and bought it anyway. When she got home and placed the cage on the table, the bird looked around and said
"AWK, New house, new madam."
Well the woman was taken back a bit, then remembered the bird's history and just smiled. When her two teenage daughters came home from school the bird said
"AWK, New house, new madam, new girls."
The daughters were offended until the woman explained the bird to them, and they all had a good laugh.
Later when her husband came home the bird responded,
"AWK, Hi Eric!"
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