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The Plan

Posted: 10/9/08 5:55am Message 1 of 3
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You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. W hat we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...

(Hard to argue with this logic!)


'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Norie ga, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ' ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , So  Korea , the
Middle East , and the Philippines

They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence..&n bsp;

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave or We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom
or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never
be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.


5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend cla sses, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile
.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil
producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go
someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spie s and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm
and beauty school. That way, no one can call us
'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH..
learn it... or LEAVE... Now, isn't that a winner
of a plan?

'The Statue of
 Liberty is no
longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

 

 




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Posted: 10/9/08 10:14am Message 2 of 3
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Posted: 10/10/08 12:36pm Message 3 of 3
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YEAH, That's what I'm talkin' about. That makes me feel good just reading the words Thumbs%20Up.


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