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The Rules
1. The Female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can know all the rules.
4. If the Female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some, or all, of the rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which is the direct result of something the Male did, or said, wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry, or upset, at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. If the Female has PMS, all rules or null and void.
1. The Female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can know all the rules.
4. If the Female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some, or all, of the rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which is the direct result of something the Male did, or said, wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry, or upset, at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. If the Female has PMS, all rules or null and void.
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15. It is common practice for the female to devour the male after having sex.
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[quote=Tess] Does anyone know why the term PMS is used?
Mad Cow was already taken.
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I know there are a bunch more rules (just can't remember them all), but I think #666 is: Any questions, refer to Rule #1.
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13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
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13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
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Hmmmm. You may be in trouble.
Okay, now I gotta find some "rag on males" jokes! They gotta be abundant!
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