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The state trooper.

Posted: 11/11/07 9:18pm Message 1 of 5
Chevyjunkie93
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Cleveland, GA - USA
Joined: 11/4/2007
Posts: 152
Vette(s): 77 xtreme project,80 project,and a 74 L48/auto white with blue interior!
 This guy gets a new corvette.
He gets out on the hwy to see how fast it goes. 60,70,90,120 then he looks up to see a state trooper in his rearview mirror. He pulls over. The trooper walks up and says" Sir I get off in 15 mins. If you give me 1 good reason why you were speeding. I'll let you go with a warning,I don't feel like doing the paperwork" The guy thinks for a sec and says "Sir I'm not going to lie to you. Last year my wife ran off with a trooper.... I thought you were him trying to bring her back!"Big%20smile



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The state trooper.

Posted: 11/12/07 4:50pm Message 2 of 5
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aceinthehole
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Manteca, CA - USA
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Vette(s): 1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold 1975 L48 4 speed
That's the "ONLY" reason I would ever attempt to outrun the law .LOL


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Just can't wait to get on the road again.

 
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The state trooper.

Posted: 11/12/07 9:23pm Message 3 of 5
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Flanders, NJ - USA
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Vette(s): 1982 Black, ZZ4, Hooker Side Pipes, 3.55 Rear, Rebuilt & upgraded 700R4, All new suspension, brakes, & new Charcoal interior.
Boy are you going to be in trouble Jimmy Dead


 

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The state trooper.

Posted: 11/12/07 9:33pm Message 4 of 5
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Vette(s): 2004 Commemorative Edition Coupe, Auto w/HUD. 13K miles in 2015. Sold 1982 Red Coupe
For future reference, you don't have to put jokes like this one in Anything Goes.
Unless you don't want your wife to see it.Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
 
This one is a nice clean joke.  Worthy of the general forum.
 
If you have any good dirty jokes, put them here.
 
And no nudity. But thongs are good.
 
On the females that is.



 
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The state trooper.

Posted: 11/12/07 10:21pm Message 5 of 5
Chevyjunkie93
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Cleveland, GA - USA
Joined: 11/4/2007
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Vette(s): 77 xtreme project,80 project,and a 74 L48/auto white with blue interior!
 I was just reading threads and just hit post at the bottom. Didn't pay attention where i was. As for my wife she told it to me.LOL


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