Topic: The Why's of Men
in Forum: Off Topic
I couldn't resist.... The
Why's of Men
1.
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because
they are plugged into a genius)
2.
WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they
don't have enough time)
3.
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE
EGG?
(they
don't stop to ask directions)
4.
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because
their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor
lock)
(You're
laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5.
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so
they won't hump women's legs at corktails parties)
6.
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you
need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7.
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't
know.....it never happened)
(
C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And
the personal favorite:
8.
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because
a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember,
if you haven't got a smile on your face
and
laughter
in your heart...Then you are just an old sour
fart
-----------------------------------------------
-
Q:
Why do little boys whine?
A:
They are practicing to be men.
-----------------------------------------------
--
Q:
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A:
You did not hold the pillow down long
enough.
----------
-------------------------------------
Q:
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A:
Rename the mail folder 'Instruction
Manual.'
-----------------------------------------------
Q:
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive
man?
A:
A rumor
-----------------------------------------------
*
Dear
Lord,
I
pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience
for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to
death.
AMEN
-----------------------------------------------
A
good laugh will do that for you.
One
for the ladies
One
day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What
setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It
depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your
shirt?'
He
yelled back, 'University
of Oklahoma
'
And
they say blondes are dumb...
-----------------------------------------------
A
couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I
am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The
woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
-----------------------------------------------
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
Lifetime MemberModerator
Women's faults are many
Men have only TWO
Everything we say
and everything we DO!
Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56 
My Link 
(click for Texas-sized view!) NCRS
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"
....
Steve, Lifetime Member #129
74 coupe 4 speed 350, 54K actual miles,
all original; paint, interior, engine,
split bumper. #'s match. 2nd owner, no stress cracks.
Support the National Corvette Museum
Lifetime Member
�����
My Link 
MICK - C3VR Lifetime Member #113
To knock the testicles off the dumb ones.
Attitude - The difference between ordeal and adventure.