A United States marine was attending some college courses between assignments.  He had completed missions in Iraq & Afghanistan.  One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a card carrying member of the American Commie Lovers Union (ACLU). 

One day, the professor shicked the class when he came in.  He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.  I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."  The lecture room fell silent.  You could hear a pin drop.  Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God.  I'm still waiting." 

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform.  The professor was out cold.  The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. 

The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. 

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you?  Why did you do that?" 
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid sh!$ and act like an @$$hole.  So, He sent me."  

Dennis...you CAN use the dirty werds here!!(not that I would...I'm just sayin...
Like crap and icehole...unless the forum "censor" software kills it.
testing....

ANNNNND....it does!

"crap" is supposed to be sh@#
"icehole" is supposed to be, well, you know...

Damn...that might take some of the "sting" out of it, but, then again...sometimes it's more entertaining to dance around it!.Adams' Apple2006-09-27 12:41:27

I wonder if it has spell check for misspelled words like F_U_C_K.

Apparently not.dwright2006-09-27 19:52:17

Like a buncha kids in a candy store

Speakin' of tryin' to beat the system on worty dirds, I have applied for a new license tag and if it werks, I'll have pulled a fast one over on the DMV.

I asked for FKL BTC.

[QUOTE=Ron 78]Like a buncha kids in a candy store[/QUOTE]

Hey DNV, I like that Marine. There are a bunch of proffeser's and others in this country that should be cold corked.

I think God would aprove.

A Marine, Gene gs77vet2006-09-29 08:54:29

I'm tellin ya', them there Oklahoma boys know some good jokes!  As of now, there's been like 61 hits on this thread.

Gene;

I was raised by a Marine of the Korean vintage.  We went to the recruiter when I was headed for college and Dad said only go Air Force, that the Army was cannon fodder, you couldn't promote fast enough in the Marines (although he still loves that fact that he is one) and with the Navy you have either a dry bed or a heck of a wet one.

The recruiter was a smart ass who really pissed Dad off.  He told the recruiter that his crap would'nt fly in the Corps and that was that.  I ended up a civilian.  I shoulda' end run him and joined like he did.  Probably the only thing I regret to this day.  And to this day I can make any bed you want that you could bounce a quarter on.

I'm really proud of all you guys (and gals) that served or are serving.